Wednesday, August 22, 2007

All In Good Clean Fun

Our friend Jeff cracks me up. He is pretty quick witted, which is a trait I admire and envy.

Last night I was saying possibly half my problem here is the lack of everyday humor. In Greece and Hong Kong there was always something to laugh about.

Well, here I have Jeff.

ME (eyeballing a chick at the beach built like a brick shithouse): I bet you wouldn't throw her out of bed. . .

JEFF: Not unless she wanted to do it on the floor!

A different evening:

ME (talking about having sex with someone who may not want to have sex): It's not like you would rape her or anything. . .

JEFF: Nah, I'd just hold her down and do her. . .

He's killing me here.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

A Joke for The Day

Know why God made kittens, puppies and children soooo cute?

So we don't kill them.


This is Chris and Jen's new kitty. They tragically lost both their other cats, Blackie and Pearl, within a short couple of weeks. They will forever be missed, but I'm sure there's room in their hearts for this little DEVIL!

His name is Dusty. I want one. . .

Friday, August 17, 2007

Iraeli Girls are STACKED

It's a strange but true phenomena. Israeli woman have large breasts.

I don't know what else to say. I've never felt so flat in my life.

If you're a boob man, this IS the place to be.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Shalom Ya'll!

Oh, boy. Definitely not winning any points with my fan base by not posting for 10 days, eh?
Sorry. Don't mean to waste your time making you click on my link, then not giving you any thought provoking and conscious raising insight into our time in Israel.

Not that I'm famous for either of those things.

Let me tell you a story about plastic. I HATE it. I think we should ban production of anything made of plastic for the rest of eternity. Unless it's made out of existing plastic. And, people sign a statement before buying promising to dispose of it properly.

I can't tell you how many impressive sights around the world have been "ruined" for me by the presence of plastic bags and bottles strewn around it like a landfill.

Well, yes I can. The Pyramids of Giza, Machu Pichu, and Angkor Wat to start the list.

And now you can add the beaches of Tel Aviv.

We are swimming in plastic stew. It's disgusting. Potato chip bags, garbage bags, ziploc bags, plastic cups, even a plastic handcuff (!).

Not to mention all the plastic pieces and parts left on the beach every night.


And your cigarette butts, too, please. Big stretch of sand does not equal ashtray.

Sometimes I think humans don't deserve this earth. . .