Wednesday, August 22, 2007

All In Good Clean Fun

Our friend Jeff cracks me up. He is pretty quick witted, which is a trait I admire and envy.

Last night I was saying possibly half my problem here is the lack of everyday humor. In Greece and Hong Kong there was always something to laugh about.

Well, here I have Jeff.

ME (eyeballing a chick at the beach built like a brick shithouse): I bet you wouldn't throw her out of bed. . .

JEFF: Not unless she wanted to do it on the floor!

A different evening:

ME (talking about having sex with someone who may not want to have sex): It's not like you would rape her or anything. . .

JEFF: Nah, I'd just hold her down and do her. . .

He's killing me here.

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