Our friend Jeff cracks me up. He is pretty quick witted, which is a trait I admire and envy.
Last night I was saying possibly half my problem here is the lack of everyday humor. In Greece and Hong Kong there was always something to laugh about.
Well, here I have Jeff.
ME (eyeballing a chick at the beach built like a brick shithouse): I bet you wouldn't throw her out of bed. . .
JEFF: Not unless she wanted to do it on the floor!
A different evening:
ME (talking about having sex with someone who may not want to have sex): It's not like you would rape her or anything. . .
JEFF: Nah, I'd just hold her down and do her. . .
He's killing me here.
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