GEE-RONE, And Possibly in Pretty Bad Taste. . . But Whatever

Pavarotti is standing at the pearly gates.

St Peter opens them and says, 'Oh, it's you Luciano, come on in, squeeze through.'

Pavarotti says, 'Hold on, I've got an envelope for you from the Pope.'

St Peter opens it up and reads it.

'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU."