Thursday, July 24, 2008
I'm afraid of my underwear now
At the grocery store checkout this morning I noticed this sign.
And now I'm afraid.
Are my belongings staging a secret revolt?
Will I wake up with my bra holding a knife to my throat?
Will they all just cry mutiny and skaddadle out of my apartment?
Has my computer already started the revolution and about to recruit my cell phone and camera?
What do the Chinese know about my belongings that I don't?
The horror. . . oh the horror. . .